tales of a delivery boy

So here were just some random tales from the day delivering pizzas. it is by far the best job one can have- great money and hours. no real interactions with a boss/authority figure. and its fun driving around in your car listening to music.

1. i delivered a pizza to some ghetto dude wearing all oakland athletics clothes. he opens the door and says, 'whats up my man?'. and then says, 'here's $19.50, my man'. and then says 'keep it real my man' as i leave. i am not his man. wtf. i said hello and thanks. he gave me $2.

2. I delivered a pizza to this really cute girl, we'll say she was 25, and she lived in a semi-nice apartment. she invited me in as she went to search for her purse. she was suprised that I came to her door, she figured she'd have to go to the front and meet me. I asked her if she just moved here, since it's common practice to deliver to the door. She says she has lived here for nearly 2 years, just doens't order pizza since she is lactose intolerent and it makes her sick. my next question is why she order it then. her responce 'well, i really like it when i do eat it, and this way i can get out of going to the dentist tomorrow'. i tell her i want to be a dentist. she gives me $2 and I leave.

DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

Yo, check it. Summer is a time to kick back and relax, I agree. However without a schedule nothing would get done. I've always been a firm believer in setting up my days/weeks in advance so I get everything done with ample time to do spontaneous things I didnt know existed at the time of list formation. What follows here in it's origial published form ismy daily schedule for summer. Consider it a map through the winding twisting cyberworld you'll be chronicaling here.

Monday: Work @ 5, lift weights @10
Tuesday: shadow dentist @ 9, Class @ 6, lift weights @ 10
Wendesday: Work @3
Thursday: Class @ 6, lift weights at 10
Friday: Work @11, lift weights @ 2

Weekends consist of very little work, lots of travel and maybe something interesting to write about.

Tonight a friend of mine returned from Israel where he had been studying abroad/avoiding bullets the best he could. It was good to see him home- why anyone would intentionally travel to one of the most dangerous places (in my opinion, although we'll say it's factual as well) is beyond me. Good to have Glotter back in SLP.

That is all for now. If you have a blog, prepare for me to read it, comment on it, and re-introduce you to the one and only...kyle v2.0

This ain't no motherfucking remix, this is the real deal.

Jumping Jackrabbits!

I have updated! I shall refrain from actually putting anything of importance here at this time, however, this should be an indication to all those out there that yes, soon I will be updating and bringing you up to date...kyle v2.0

They criticize me for it yet they all yell holla