Happiness...is a warm piece of pizza

seth annoys the hell out of me

before i post what i wanted to, i just want to say that i have been listening to the white album a few times a day for a few weeks now. it's great. seth, however, refuses to like the beatles and went as far as asking when Jay-z's part was. what a fucker. ok.

i bought, in the cellar, a box of kellogs special K w/ red berries. it's great. and on the back there is an offer for a FREE promise wristband, to promote breast cancer awareness. now i like boobs as much as the next guy, so i thought hmm, interesting, and decided to keep reading. however, it's only FREE w/ a donation of at least $5. I kid you not, let me quote it exactly..."free with a minumum $5 donation"


WTF? That sounds like a $5 wrist band to me. However, boobs are definitely worth it (but i still did not buy it).