Holla!

Ok listen up, I got a few things to say. For starters, make sure you're here on Thursdays (Sigma Nu...not my blog) because we have these things known as 'funky ass parties' and it would be a shame if you weren't involved. Allow me to list what I witnessed:

1. Apparently someone punched someone. And sadly I missed it, but was there for the repercussions (read: some friend getting really pissed).

2. There was a mattress sticking out of my door all night. I dont know why, but I got some ideas.

3. Puke. Lots. In the hall. In both stalls- at once!

4. When I came home this morning there was/still is someone (a certain Andrew Neal) in my bed. This marks the second time in like 4 days. WTF, mate?

5. I saw Nick Brown who is a savage.


In case you're not convinced to attend next week...
TNC is...
...a great way to get drunk!
...guaranteed to ruin your GPA!
...free beer for topless girls! (always applies)
...great way to meet people who you can befriend on facebook! (i'm kidding, facebook sucks)
...felt by all the morning after. and usually into the evening.
...the best acronym invented.