Tucker Max drunk

On Tuesday I was introduced to Tucker Max by a friend of mine. It's Sunday morning now and I think Tucker Max has created a monster. To sum up Tucker Max in 1 word would be an injustice to the man, however, that is exactly what I'll do: asshole. He is rich, smart, and has cool friends (sounds like me). Except Tucker Max degrades, defies, defiles and desecrates with his degenerative behavior everyone within earshot. Read his stories- they are amazing-even wicked funny- but I am warning you of the consequences. I have had a hangover every day this week, due to excessive drinking in an effort to get to my 'Tucker Max Drunk' level. While there have been positives- being boisterous and assertive has lead to an increase in breast grabbing, there have also been negatives. True to Tucker Max, I shall list them as he does (column on the left side, skipping a line with a dash)

-Very Expensive

-Cuts on my hand

-Spilled snakebite all over some guy on his white shirt at a bar

-Caught a cold (feel like shit)

-Pissed off many people on AOL and through email, as I have a tendency to send drunk IMs or emails

-Embarrassed to wake up and walk into the kitchen at 2pm to hear about what I did last night- I'd prefer to remember it myself


There you have it. While many people believe getting shitfaced and being an asshole can only lead to better things I can assure you and them that while that is usually the case there certainly are exceptions.

music: i am always listening to modest mouse
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