If I'm a chicken, you're a turkey carver

Oh wait, that was me carving turkey last night in front of lots of Brits. For those of you wondering, my Thanksgiving here in the land we escaped from was splendid. $240 later we had turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes, rolls, Yorkshire puddings and like 10 pies, ALL MADE FROM SCRATCH!! Yes, and cheap Spar brand wine. All in all, a great night, because after eating we proceeded to play ESPN track and field for like 3 hours and it is an amazing video game where you get to lift weights, swim, run, jump, and do gymnastics which is set up like DDR or pump it up and is great. What a game, I could go on forever talking about it.

Now, on to more important things. Last year I was thankful for the Timberwolves. They played with passion. With desire. They were hungry and aggressive...and won fucking games! This year I'm thankful to be overseas so I'm not subject to their debauchery on TV because obviously i'd have to watch it and i'd get so pissed i'd most likely have an ulcer or other internal injury. Or psoriasis from drinking away the pain of watching them, AHHHH I HATE IT!!! I USED TO LOVE BASKETBALL!!

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